View Full Version : Serious question, is this really Kelly Martin?
v10kingsnake
September 13th, 2008, 11:04 PM
Oh my God, what kind of kinky shit is this fucker into?
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o25/v10kingsnake/1z68pky.jpg
MiSdIrEcTeD_1
September 13th, 2008, 11:59 PM
Oh my God, what kind of kinky shit is this fucker into?
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o25/v10kingsnake/1z68pky.jpg
Something tells me that the Ricekiller crew wont be making it over here... lol...
KRAZYPSI
September 14th, 2008, 10:22 AM
Very funny donut boy. Are you coming to Bradenton or are you going to be tied up doing the poster photoshoot for the fall Krispy Kreme ad campaign? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stop your whining, Pig-Porker. You're just pissed your picture is "fair game" over here. No lawsuits, no bullshit....just suffering. :lol:
KRAZYPSI
September 14th, 2008, 11:03 AM
[quote="Mr. Hollywood":h4vv238c]Very funny donut boy. Are you coming to Bradenton or are you going to be tied up doing the poster photoshoot for the fall Krispy Kreme ad campaign? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stop your whining, Pig-Porker. You're just pissed your picture is "fair game" over here. No lawsuits, no bullshit....just suffering. :lol:
You are a moderator? What do you know about moderation in any sense of the word? When the ice melts up there where you live you will be left standing on about a half an acre of thawing caribou shit, moderate that.[/quote:h4vv238c]
I don't know about you Dolly but standing "on a half an acre of thawing caribou shit" has got to be better than sharing a bed with a pig that has a mouth ready for action. :lol:
P.S Josh is a mod too!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mr. Hollywood
September 14th, 2008, 11:04 AM
Not sure who the other Mr. Hollywood is. But this is Kelly. It seems josh and pissboy are obsessed with me. Since they can't race, don't race and will never be fast and are as relevent as Joe Biden, this is all they got? Ya'll need to come up with some better material. As your sources, smack and anything car related....suck almost as much as donutboys pie hole.
Carry on...
KRAZYPSI
September 14th, 2008, 12:55 PM
Not sure who the other Mr. Hollywood is. But this is Kelly. It seems josh and pissboy are obsessed with me. Since they can't race, don't race and will never be fast and are as relevent as Joe Biden, this is all they got? Ya'll need to come up with some better material. As your sources, smack and anything car related....suck almost as much as donutboys pie hole.
Carry on...
LMFAO! Listen up you delusional headcase. Nobody here is "obsessed" with you. You just assume people are because you're in love with yourself. I mean shiiit, what other guy do you know would take the time to pose in front of a camera with a white, Wal-Mart, button down shirt..just so they could throw it up and use it for an avatar pic over at Rice Killers..(with hopes it will impress people), just like the way you did? Speaking of which, I find it quite humorous how you try and play the "Big Dog/God Father" role over there to a bunch of broke-dick school boys, knowing damn well you're looked upon by others on REAL sites as nothing more than an excuse making pig-pork'nnn-tool.
Lastly, running mid 10's in the 1/4 with a TT SRT hibachi is not considered "fast". You're are a complete embarrassment to the drag racing community and to the redheaded weasel who built and bastardized your car. I've gone faster in a boat than you'll probably ever go in a car. Throttling an offshore cat at ridiculous speeds takes 10 times more skill than it does granny shifting a HIGH 10 second Viper down the 1/4 like you do. So please, do everyone here a favour and get the fuck over yourself.
P.S How fast have you gone in your 42ft Eliminator?
Mr. Hollywood
September 14th, 2008, 01:20 PM
Hey pissboy, 9's are a few weeks old now. Does that mean you'll grace us with your "wannabe" presence in Bradenton? I'll be glad to go "real world" on you, in front of the "viper world". Are you game? And I have a video of me going over 210mph in the standing mile. I'm willing to bet you haven't been that fast on land, water or in your wannabe dreams.
You're a internet pussy, a real world joke and you're allergic to anything resembling racing or a track. Now carry on having fun on your new forum, while the rest of us do the actual racing in the real world. If you're feeling needy, come of back to VA so I can piss on you some more.
Toodles PISSBOY.
KRAZYPSI
September 14th, 2008, 02:14 PM
Hey pissboy, 9's are a few weeks old now. Does that mean you'll grace us with your "wannabe" presence in Bradenton? I'll be glad to go "real world" on you, in front of the "viper world". Are you game? And I have a video of me going over 210mph in the standing mile. I'm willing to bet you haven't been that fast on land, water or in your wannabe dreams.
Toodles PISSBOY.
LOL...my last post was so on the money about you it's not even funny. Nobody I know dances around and avoids the truth better than you, Dolly. Why anyone would waste their valuable time and fly down to race an excuse making nobody like you is beyond me? Everyone knows you're locked and loaded with your book of excuses. Seriously, you have proven time and time again (In video, On the Internet, And in person) to be nothing more than a whining, lying little bitch..anytime someone hands you your own ass after one of your lame-ass call outs. Your grey hair in the picture Josh posted of you chained to another guy is a clear indication you're a grown man, right Dolly? Well, if that is the case, than why is it you bitch and moan every time you lose a race? More importantly, why would anyone want to waste their time and subject themselves to that kind of pig-pork'nnn childish behaviour?
P.S You never did answer my question about your boat. Sooooo....Dolly, what's the answer?
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