The Z06 bitch slapping continues!!

[Sadistic]

You may as well call me the Z slayer since this is #5 for me and this time it was with my GTS. I've already laid pipe in two Z's with my '68 vette but that car is in the garage at the moment, awaiting more work (interior, sidepipe & header ceramic coating, brakes). There I was, enjoying my GTS around town when some cocky-looking Z06 owner pulled beside me and communicated a degree of arrogance, via a douchebag smirk. His passenger rolled the window down and hollered, "Want to run 'em?". I replied, "Not here but I'm game for a cruise on the turnpike". So, there it was; the foundation for yet another King Sadi shit kicking, just in time to boost my already swollen ego, for the weekend.

We went to the turnpike and the queer gunned it immediately, before I even had time to get next to him. What a dick. I did not engage, instead I slowed down, awaiting this moron's realization that this was not how you conduct a street run. A mile or so later, I caught up to the Z and pulled next to him. Upon hearing his limp wristed downshift, I did the same, albeit in a masculine, alpha male sort of way. Either I must be running into all the slow Z06's or something is terribly wrong. I thought a Z was supposed to beat a GTS!

It was close at first but the GTS was pulling the Z below the curve, unloading emasculating torque as the Z fell progressively behind. It remained about a car length + interval from 100mph up and I began to slow down at about a buck fifty. The damage was done and it was time to go home and ball my stunning brazilian wife (have to throw that "brazilian" in there, you know) in celebration. This year, I hope to modify both of my Vipers in order to assure that this sort of ass whipping continues without a hiccup. Until then, I can roast, boast and toast the most in disclosing the fact that I have bitch slapped C6Z's with every one of my sports cars.

Before I end this glorious post, I would like to extend some advice to any Z06 owners.............

the advice - Don't bring those shitpile cars around me any time soon unless you enjoy a good face fucking.

[Ram4whldr]

Nice kills!!!! :nana:

[Arlington Texas]

You may as well call me the Z slayer since this is #5 for me and this time it was with my GTS. I've already laid pipe in two Z's with my '68 vette but that car is in the garage at the moment, awaiting more work (interior, sidepipe & header ceramic coating, brakes). There I was, enjoying my GTS around town when some cocky-looking Z06 owner pulled beside me and communicated this sort of arrogance, via a douchebag smirk. His passenger rolled the window down and hollered, "Want to run 'em?". I replied, "Not here but I'm game for a cruise on the turnpike". So, there it was; the foundation for yet another King Sadi shit kicking, just in time to boost my already swollen ego, for the weekend.

We went to the turnpike and the queer gunned it immediately, before I even had time to get next to him. What a dick. I did not engage, instead I slowed down, awaiting this moron to realize that this was not how you do a street run. A mile or so down, I caught up to the Z and pulled next to him. Upon hearing his limp wristed downshift, I did the same, albeit in a masculine, alpha male sort of way and let that GTS loose. Either I must be running into all the slow Z06's or something is terribly wrong. I thought a Z was supposed to beat a GTS!

It was close at first but the GTS was pulling the Z below the curve, unloading emasculating torque as the Z fell progressively behind. It remained about a car length + from 100mph up and I began to slow down at about a buck fifty. The damage was done and it was time to go home and ball my stunning brazilian wife (have to throw that "brazilian" in there, you know) in celebration. This year, I hope to modify both of my Vipers in order to assure that this sort of ass whipping continues without a hiccup. Until then, I can roast, boast and toast the most in disclosing the fact that I have bitch slapped C6Z's with every one of my sports cars.

Before I end this glorious post, I would like to extend some advice to any Z06 owners.............

the advice - Don't bring those shitpile cars around me any time soon unless you like a good face fucking. Like that! :rofl:

[jasonmiddletn]

Z's are fast? :haha:

[x-metal]

very good story, reminds me of a tucker max viper story! loved it!:yep:

[HIGHPSI]

:lol: Good story! I would like to have seen their faces

[bushido]

What mods do you have on your GTS?

[N2 TRBL]

Very nice and very descriptive. :nana:

Just remember though: no matter how fast you are, there's always somebody faster. :shady:
I think alot has to do with the drivers too. Bravo on the spanking :clap:

[Sadistic]

What mods do you have on your GTS?

The GTS is exactly how it was when I bought it and as far as I can tell, it is completely stock except for smooth tubes (worth a staggering .01hp at the crank). I have iforged wheels and '08 Viper tires on it but the engine is stock and it was all I needed to wallop that corvulva nerd. I realize that I am not going to be so fortunate every time but I am also planning on some modifications in the future, in order to uphold the Viper's image.

Keep in mind that he had a passenger and I did not.

[Arlington Texas]

The GTS is exactly how it was when I bought it and as far as I can tell, it is completely stock except for smooth tubes (worth a staggering .01hp at the crank). I have iforged wheels and '08 Viper tires on it but the engine is stock and it was all I needed to wallop that corvulva nerd. I realize that I am not going to be so fortunate every time but I am also planning on some modifications in the future, in order to uphold the Viper's image.

Keep in mind that he had a passenger and I did not. Keep up the Vette slapping somebodys got to do it.:lol:

[Lord Nikon]

Alex, you are full of shit :)
You going to be in town this weekend...I've got something you'd like to see!

[QUICKV10]

Limp wrist shift. LOL good story

[Sadistic]

Alex, you are full of shit :)
You going to be in town this weekend...I've got something you'd like to see!
LOL, Chris. I'm driving down today but have to go back to Orlando tomorrow. Give me a call or I will stop by your house. I'll be back in Palm Bay on Saturday! Just make sure that you clear out all the Z06's in that sh1t town before I arrive and have to send them home pissing down their legs. You know, they sell 40,000 of those shitcans every year and that leaves me with a whole lot of ass whipping to do, year in and year out.

[agentf1]

What year is the GTS?

[Lord Nikon]

LOL, Chris. I'm driving down today but have to go back to Orlando tomorrow. Give me a call or I will stop by your house. I'll be back in Palm Bay on Saturday! Just make sure that you clear out all the Z06's in that sh1t town before I arrive and have to send them home pissing down their legs. You know, they sell 40,000 of those shitcans every year and that leaves me with a whole lot of ass whipping to do, year in and year out.

HA! Just got your message. I'll be busy Saturday in Orlando but will be around Sunday morning/afternoon. I think I see more Z06's than ricer Hondas around here now.

[Sadistic]

What year is the GTS?

2000
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk288/Sadistic97/NewViperGTSpics029.jpg

[jasonmiddletn]

Great looking ride Sadi....I love that color combo!! :thumbs:

[Sadistic]

From a distance.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk288/Sadistic97/NewViperGTSpics030-1.jpg

[Sadistic]

What the Z06 owner saw on that fateful day.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk288/Sadistic97/NewViperGTSpics020.jpg

[Sadistic]

The reward that awaited me at home, after the infamous shit kicking took place.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk288/Sadistic97/TatianaNY22.jpg

[QUICKV10]

Could you resize the pic to show the whole package. Thanks in advance