This is pretty ingenious...

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

Why didnt I think of this??? :haha:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/antitheft.jpg

[281cammer]

Ha ha ha, that's pretty good

[SnakeDaddy]

Another million dollar idea...

[N2 TRBL]

nice :lol:

[v10kingsnake]

Ok, TRUE STORY TIME. My brother, who may be the sickest person God created EVER has stooped to a new low. The guy is an attorney that worked for a retail chain in NYC up until a few months back. He was so busy at the office that he began "brown bagging" it daily to have a quick bite wile running around the office. The employees all kept their lunches in a communal refrigerator in the lounge area. This place had 150 employees in this location so the refer was generally "stocked" day to day with others doing the same. Over the last few months he was baggin it, he noticed some shitbag "compromising" his lunch almost daily. One day the bread was taken, another day his cheese missing, etc. He would of course chuck the balance as who knew what they did to whatever remained, right? Well it was payback time. He found a better paying gig in the city and gave his 2 weeks notice and the plan came to life. He was at home prior to leaving for the office and about to make a sammich for the fucker thats been raiding his and other peoples shit for weeks. It consisted of 2 slices of white bread, some honey glazed ham, a few slices of swiss cheese, some mustard, lettuce, tomato, a dozen asshole pubes:rofl:, a nice morning throat clearing flem bomb, and of course, a solid shot of cum:puke:.

He placed the bag into the fridge and the waiting game began.... For 3 days NOTHING and then, THEY STRUCK. I recall that SOB calling me laughing so fucking hard he could barely speak. He never found out WHO took the sammich of death but that it definitely was grabbed. Fuck I just made myself sick retelling that story. Moral of the story, never eat my brothers lunch.

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

Ok, TRUE STORY TIME. My brother, who may be the sickest person God created EVER has stooped to a new low. The guy is an attorney that worked for a retail chain in NYC up until a few months back. He was so busy at the office that he began "brown bagging" it daily to have a quick bite wile running around the office. The employees all kept their lunches in a communal refrigerator in the lounge area. This place had 150 employees in this location so the refer was generally "stocked" day to day with others doing the same. Over the last few months he was baggin it, he noticed some shitbag "compromising" his lunch almost daily. One day the bread was taken, another day his cheese missing, etc. He would of course chuck the balance as who knew what they did to whatever remained, right? Well it was payback time. He found a better paying gig in the city and gave his 2 weeks notice and the plan came to life. He was at home prior to leaving for the office and about to make a sammich for the fucker thats been raiding his and other peoples shit for weeks. It consisted of 2 slices of white bread, some honey glazed ham, a few slices of swiss cheese, some mustard, lettuce, tomato, a dozen asshole pubes:rofl:, a nice morning throat clearing flem bomb, and of course, a solid shot of cum:puke:.

He placed the bag into the fridge and the waiting game began.... For 3 days NOTHING and then, THEY STRUCK. I recall that SOB calling me laughing so fucking hard he could barely speak. He never found out WHO took the sammich of death but that it definitely was grabbed. Fuck I just made myself sick retelling that story. Moral of the story, never eat my brothers lunch.

Last time for everything... lmao.. Ill bet the culprit has since moved along and is now a major malpractice attorney now... :lol:

[N2 TRBL]

Ok, TRUE STORY TIME. My brother, who may be the sickest person God created EVER has stooped to a new low. The guy is an attorney that worked for a retail chain in NYC up until a few months back. He was so busy at the office that he began "brown bagging" it daily to have a quick bite wile running around the office. The employees all kept their lunches in a communal refrigerator in the lounge area. This place had 150 employees in this location so the refer was generally "stocked" day to day with others doing the same. Over the last few months he was baggin it, he noticed some shitbag "compromising" his lunch almost daily. One day the bread was taken, another day his cheese missing, etc. He would of course chuck the balance as who knew what they did to whatever remained, right? Well it was payback time. He found a better paying gig in the city and gave his 2 weeks notice and the plan came to life. He was at home prior to leaving for the office and about to make a sammich for the fucker thats been raiding his and other peoples shit for weeks. It consisted of 2 slices of white bread, some honey glazed ham, a few slices of swiss cheese, some mustard, lettuce, tomato, a dozen asshole pubes:rofl:, a nice morning throat clearing flem bomb, and of course, a solid shot of cum:puke:.

He placed the bag into the fridge and the waiting game began.... For 3 days NOTHING and then, THEY STRUCK. I recall that SOB calling me laughing so fucking hard he could barely speak. He never found out WHO took the sammich of death but that it definitely was grabbed. Fuck I just made myself sick retelling that story. Moral of the story, never eat my brothers lunch.


That is some sick chit, but that fugger had it coming...or cumming, either way, either way is good.:lol: