ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

[KRAZYPSI]

So our favorite girly man gets a twofer at the snipper today, his mullet and his scrotum. Hang in there, Josh! :rofl::rofl:

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/noballsjosh.jpg

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

Anyone who may ever decide to swing from Josh's nutsack might want to stop and consider whats really there from now on... :rofl:

WAR GET WELL SOON BUDDY

[KRAZYPSI]

Anyone who may ever decide to swing from Josh's nutsack might want to stop and consider whats really there from now on... :rofl:

WAR GET WELL SOON BUDDY


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

WAR MONEY POST

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

http://www.stage-props-blank-guns.com/stage_movie_props/files/productpics/d_1187.jpg

[ROGUEGTS]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Freshness-Escaping.jpg

> ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Signed,
V10kingspayed

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/nomoeballs.jpg

[Rocman]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/nomoeballs.jpg

Looks like someone with a baby hand is kicking him in the nuts! :lol:

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/manjugs.jpg

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/manjugsjosh.jpg

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/kinsnakeballs.jpg

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/jjballs.jpg

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

Oh, Damnit Stop!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Rocman]

http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/data/500/382oh_snap.jpg

[chef]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/viperalley/cats/batcountyuy9.jpg

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/donutless.jpg

[AZZKIKR]

LMFAO, Those posts are fucking MONEY!!!! :bow:

:haha::haha::haha::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:eatpop:

MOAAARRR!!!!!!!!

[Floorin04]

nice :clap::rofl:

[v10kingsnake]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Freshness-Escaping.jpg

> ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Signed,
V10kingspayed
Pfft, WTF kind of cheap store brand shit is that? These nads got Jolly Green Giant resting on top of them. :haha:

[v10kingsnake]

Is nothing sacred anymore? I'm beginning to feel like Kelly Martin without the stretched anus. :rofl:

[ROGUEGTS]

Is nothing sacred anymore? I'm beginning to feel like Kelly Martin without the stretched anus. :rofl:

No way, see you only think brand whoring helps here... the cheap ass bulk costco brand FTW... more smaller peas and more ice.

Hey, at least with all those peas on your boys, you can imagine how necklifer must have felt for the past... ~35 years.

RIP Money Shots :fiddle:

[AZZKIKR]

Fixed...

Is nothing sacred anymore? I'm beginning to feel like Kelly Martin without the stretched anus, the 9 second street tire world records and the unpaid bills. :rofl:

[AZZKIKR]

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of Josh's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.


Several weeks later, Josh returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."

[AZZKIKR]

six weeks after his vasectomy.

Josh goes into the clinic for his semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, Josh still hasn't come out--and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn.

15 minutes later Josh finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

:haha:

[AZZKIKR]

Hey, Josh:

Did you hear about the new drink called "The Vasectomy"?



Its a Dry Sack on the Rocks.

:rofl:

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/blueballjosh.jpg

[KRAZYPSI]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/lmao.jpg

[AZZKIKR]

LMFAO!!!! :haha::haha::haha:


Don't stop!!!! LOL

[mrob]

thats to bad. after my ex got cut his drive decreased quite a bit and his once habit of blowin a load and right back up and in the action pretty much went pffffffffft.

we broke up less than a year later. true story.

My condolences to Mrs Josh.

WAR LITTLE BLUE PILL

[mrob]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/jordanlovescars/lmao.jpg
OH JESUS!!

[ROGUEGTS]

thats to bad. after my ex got cut his drive decreased quite a bit and his once habit of blowin a load and right back up and in the action pretty much went pffffffffft.

we broke up less than a year later. true story.

My condolences to Mrs Josh.

WAR LITTLE BLUE PILL

More like buying stock in energizer.

WAR, WHAT'S THAT NOISE? BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[v10kingsnake]

Not to worry my friends, I have already tested the equiptment once this morning to ensure all is working quite well. Now the choice is simple,let this gay thread die or I will begin bombarding it with photos of my sack with gauge wrapped around it...


Stop drooling Krazy. :rofl:

[KRAZYPSI]

Not to worry my friends, I have already tested the equiptment once this morning to ensure all is working quite well.


Stop drooling Krazy. :rofl:

I don't know about you but where I come from jerking off is not considered "testing the equipment". :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[v10kingsnake]

I don't know about you but where I come from jerking off is not considered "testing the equipment". :rofl::rofl::rofl:
It is when your wife won't touch your dick.:haha:

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

It is when your wife cant see or find your little dick.:haha:

Fixed it for ya... :rofl:

[v10kingsnake]

:yep::yep::yep:

[ROGUEGTS]

It is when your wife won't touch your dick.:haha:

Then she wouldn't touch the bank account either :suicide: