UN !@#$%^& REAL

[sprsnk]

So im coming home last night after dinner with my wife.Where having a nice cruise in the viper and get in my neighborhood and there 5 deer in the road.I stop to let them cross and one fucking jumps right on the hood of the car looks at me and jumps off.I couldnt believe it,so this morning i went to my farm and killed a small buck.Im going tomorrow aswell and releasing my anger.Ofcourse he fucked the hood all to hell.First Obama now this.

[Rocman]

So im coming home last night after dinner with my wife.Where having a nice cruise in the viper and get in my neighborhood and there 5 deer in the road.I stop to let them cross and one fucking jumps right on the hood of the car looks at me and jumps off.I couldnt believe it,so this morning i went to my farm and killed a small buck.Im going tomorrow aswell and releasing my anger.Ofcourse he fucked the hood all to hell.First Obama now this.

That deer probably voted for Obama, and figured he was entitled to jump on your hood since he would probably own it after Obama redistributes your wealth. :D

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

LMAO!! That sucks David! Did you get any pics of the car? I gotta see this... :rofl:

Im sorry if Im laughing... Its not directed at your misfortune, but rather the way it happened. I thought I had bad luck...

[HIGHPSI]

So im coming home last night after dinner with my wife.Where having a nice cruise in the viper and get in my neighborhood and there 5 deer in the road.I stop to let them cross and one fucking jumps right on the hood of the car looks at me and jumps off.I couldnt believe it,so this morning i went to my farm and killed a small buck.Im going tomorrow aswell and releasing my anger.Ofcourse he fucked the hood all to hell.First Obama now this.

Man that sucks. A few years ago I bought a new F-250 Harley Davidson Diesel truck. A couple weeks later I took it hunting, while on the way to the property I see a deer standing on the side of the road on top of a bank. I slow down just in case he decides to jump, he doesn't move so I nail it to get on by him. As soon as I start by him the fucking thing jumped in to the side of my crew cab door caving it in. I don't think I've ever been so pissed. Having to repaint a new vehicle sucks. I feel your pain. Do you have any pictures?

[Floorin04]

So im coming home last night after dinner with my wife.Where having a nice cruise in the viper and get in my neighborhood and there 5 deer in the road.I stop to let them cross and one fucking jumps right on the hood of the car looks at me and jumps off.I couldnt believe it,so this morning i went to my farm and killed a small buck.Im going tomorrow aswell and releasing my anger.Ofcourse he fucked the hood all to hell.First Obama now this.



another reason for loud exhaust:yep:


That sucks

[Red Snake]

Damn that would really piss me off. :cursin:

[sprsnk]

LMAO!! That sucks David! Did you get any pics of the car? I gotta see this... :rofl:

Im sorry if Im laughing... Its not directed at your misfortune, but rather the way it happened. I thought I had bad luck...

Well im kinda laughing now,i still cant believe he jumped on my hood and stood there for a sec.I thuaght the fucker was coming in my door at first.He just jumped right over the car and on the hood.My wife is laughing at me now as i type this.I take pics soon its raining here now..Not like it matters with hoof prints in the hood............

[dun4791]

WOW.....waiting for the pics....


***Glad noone was injured in your story****no humans that is.

[N2 TRBL]

WOW.....waiting for the pics....


http://www.comcast.net/assets/02/01/03/03/01/asset-57788.jpg

[FASTASP]

A few years ago I was towing my boat to the gas station to fill the tank up for the winter. We get down the road a bit and I see a deer running across the field so I slow down to avoid hitting him or having to swerve while pulling the boat (27ft Pachanga). The deer crosses the road and stops just on the other side so I proceed. Just as the boat gets even with him he jumps right into the side of the boat screws up the gelcoat and graphics and smashes my trailer fender against the tire. I was mad as hell.:evilgrin:

[jasonmiddletn]

That sucks David! Glad all the damage was on the hood instead of the whole car. Still sucks though!! :cursin:

[a66cobra1]

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[FASTASP]

The deer are avenging their losses to hunters. They have been kept down long enough and NOW IS THE TIME FOR CHANGE!!!!!!

Sorry to hear about your car, thankfully, nothing happen to either you or your wife.


Don't know about where you live but all the deer around here are WHITE tails. So there will be no change coming for them.:D

[GTSNRT10]

Dam that sucks man, I've got a perfect hood if you need one off my 05 cheap, (if you're not doing an 08)

M

[torquemonster]

This is why laws should protect deer from redneck hunters.

Rednecks don't just hunt. Out of sight they often root before they shoot, or is that shoot then root?

One would be beastiality, the other would be cracking open a cold one redneck style.

Anyway, it isn't natural and it confuses the crap out of the mutated offspring. Sure, they chew the cud real good and spit and shit, but they can't resist a bit of fine automobile, and just want to jump it :denny:

sorry, couldn't resist - sorry for your loss - blame the rednecks

:leaving:

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

This is why laws should protect deer from redneck hunters.

Rednecks don't just hunt. Out of sight they often root before they shoot, or is that shoot then root?

One would be beastiality, the other would be cracking open a cold one redneck style.

Anyway, it isn't natural and it confuses the crap out of the mutated offspring. Sure, they chew the cud real good and spit and shit, but they can't resist a bit of fine automobile, and just want to jump it :denny:

sorry, couldn't resist - sorry for your loss - blame the rednecks

:leaving:

Barry may be onto something here... Maybe John Deere tractors have lost their luster... Nothing runs like a Deere, but.......!

Nothings as sexy as a Viper... :nope:

As a deer reincarnated, I might have done worse damage to that hood... I would have left mass traces of my "musk" at the same moment of the hood strike and hoped you had the top up...

[281cammer]

Damn man, that sucks! Sorry to hear

[v10kingsnake]

My secretary was driving home late from a dinner party with her husband last year and a deer ran right into the side of her sedan as she was doing 45mph. The fucking door was completely FUBAR'D. Dumb fucking animals for sure. Sorry to hear about the car. Sucks

[v10kingsnake]

Dam that sucks man, I've got a perfect hood if you need one off my 05 cheap, (if you're not doing an 08)

M
I see they let anyone in this place. :rofl:
Apparently, they also let "anyone" moderate it as well. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

I see they let anyone in this place. :rofl:
Apparently, they also let "anyone" moderate it as well. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Not for long... :nope:

[N2 TRBL]

Not for long... :nope:
:yikes::eatpop::shady:

[Sgt. Snatch]

Pics of said damage?

[CorvZ061]

Pics of said damage?

What he said.

[AUSTIN]

Im sorry to laugh, but the mental image I've conjured up is great.:lol: Glad to hear no one was hurt.

[GTS Dean]

Don't EVER fucking stop when you see deer trying to cross the street. The change in tire/motor sound spooks the shit out of them and that's the sort of thing that invariably happens. Best action is to slow down moderately and keep moving.

If you stop, they expect to see a gun barrel stuck out the window. Who could blame them for jumping on the hood?

[Red Snake]

Don't EVER fucking stop when you see deer trying to cross the street. The change in tire/motor sound spooks the shit out of them and that's the sort of thing that invariably happens. Best action is to slow down moderately and keep moving.

If you stop, they expect to see a gun barrel stuck out the window.

Good advice.

Welcome GTS Dean.:cheers: