The I Wish thread

[Disturbed ACR]

Originally Posted by torquemonster

Granted. You instead watched Brokeback Mountain 16 times and have started having dreams about it

I wish those dreams came true for you

Granted: But in your dream you slipped on a wet floor and woke up at the opening credits.


I wish you guys stop thinking about each other homosexually.

[ROGUEGTS]

Originally Posted by Disturbed ACR

Granted: But in your dream you slipped on a wet floor and woke up at the opening credits.


I wish you guys stop thinking about each other homosexually.

Granted, now they will only think about you homosexually. You will reciprocate 10x.

I wish this damn website was more entertaining of late.

[torquemonster]

Originally Posted by ROGUEGTS

Granted, now they will only think about you homosexually. You will reciprocate 10x.

I wish this damn website was more entertaining of late.

granted. You had the entire audience in stitches with your attempt at Shakespeare: "Tis a pity they mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect asshole."

I wish Josh grew a foreskin

[Disturbed ACR]

Originally Posted by torquemonster

granted. You had the entire audience in stitches with your attempt at Shakespeare: "Tis a pity they mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect asshole."

I wish Josh grew a foreskin

Granted: But then it was custom circumcised.

I wish I had a pair of twin 106mm turbos on my viper.

[tucker]

Originally Posted by torquemonster

granted. You had the entire audience in stitches with your attempt at Shakespeare: "Tis a pity they mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect asshole."

I wish Josh grew a foreskin

Josh grew foreskin, but he was attacked by a rabid badger, and was instantly circumsized.

I wish the Monsters weren't so infatuated with forum members' genitalia.

[Disturbed ACR]

Originally Posted by tucker

Josh grew foreskin, but he was attacked by a rabid badger, and was instantly circumsized.

I wish the Monsters weren't so infatuated with forum members' genitalia.

Granted: But they all got love drunk after I spiked the punch.


Now back to my twin 106mm turbos.

[torquemonster]

Originally Posted by Disturbed ACR

Granted: But they all got love drunk after I spiked the punch.


Now back to my twin 106mm turbos.

granted. In testing the car ran like a monster. But then it ran into a swarm of flying ants. Now it runs like crap and smells funny.

I wish the Saints win superbowl

[Disturbed ACR]

Originally Posted by torquemonster

granted. In testing the car ran like a monster. But then it ran into a swarm of flying ants. Now it runs like crap and smells funny.

I wish the Saints win superbowl

Granted: With a Crying Manning who then sack slapped you for the wish.


I wish I was a little bit talla' I wish I was a balla' I wish I had a girl who looked good, I'd call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and bat with a '64 Impalla. - Singed Ski-Lo.

[tucker]

Originally Posted by Disturbed ACR

I wish I was a little bit talla' I wish I was a balla' I wish I had a girl who looked good, I'd call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and bat with a '64 Impalla. - Singed Ski-Lo.

I am visualizing the basketball goals in the video and everything. I haven't hear a reference to that song in a long time.

[viper k]

i wish you gays wood shut the fuck up

[torquemonster]

Originally Posted by viper k

i wish you gays wood shut the fuck up

granted. But you woke up with a giant dildo in your mouth and couldn't speak either.

Attached was a note from your partner saying "when you can beat that, come talk to me" then you looked to find she and all her stuff was gone.

I wish they built a bridge from Cuba to Florida so all those poor boat people didn't have to capsize.

[tucker]

[viper k]

but you woke up with one in your mouth and 2 up your ass and your partner licking ur balls

[tucker]

Originally Posted by viper k

but you woke up with one in your mouth and 2 up your ass and your partner licking ur balls

A bridge?