The I Wish thread

boosted96 · January 30th, 2010, 10:44 PM

Some folks are doing this on a local site here and it is freakin funny. Here is how it works. I write "I wish I found a million bucks". The next person says "granted, but the IRS took it all because of back taxes and now your wife has left you" and then that guy writes what he wishes for and the next guy grants it then destroys his wish.

So I wish I had an airplane.

tucker · January 30th, 2010, 10:48 PM

Granted, but you couldn't play Bluff tax, so Krazy bought it at auction to give it to his gardener, so your flying days are over.

I wish I had pet badger.

torquemonster · January 30th, 2010, 11:16 PM

granted, but just when you thought it was tame enough to allow in your bed, it bit your knob off.

I wish I experienced a space walk

boosted96 · January 31st, 2010, 05:38 AM

Granted but while on the spacewalk you watched the earth disintegrate. And you only have 3 hrs of oxygen left.

I wish I could make a living by sleeping.

SnakeDaddy · January 31st, 2010, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by boosted96

Granted but while on the spacewalk you watched the earth disintegrate. And you only have 3 hrs of oxygen left.

I wish I could make a living by sleeping.

Granted, but you didn't finish that you wanted to make a living by sleeping with Middleton. How's that working for ya?

I wish I had the ability to travel through time.

boosted96 · January 31st, 2010, 08:40 PM

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Granted, but you didn't finish that you wanted to make a living by sleeping with Middleton. How's that working for ya?

I wish I had the ability to travel through time.

Granted. As you went back in time, you where magically transported to Sodom and gomorrah where you ruled for many years.

I wish I was a member of the bilderberger group.

torquemonster · February 1st, 2010, 12:39 AM

Granted. You are their main man whore. The pay is good but you will never be seen in public again.

I wish I had an intense affair with Claudia Shiffir

tucker · February 1st, 2010, 01:23 AM

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Granted. You are their main man whore. The pay is good but you will never be seen in public again.

I wish I had an intense affair with Claudia Shiffir

Granted. But your cock forgot how to function near a manicured deodorant free puss, and went back on strike requesting a hairy armpit.

I wish I wasn't such a smart ass.

torquemonster · February 1st, 2010, 01:32 AM

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Granted. But your cock forgot how to function near a manicured deodorant free puss, and went back on strike requesting a hairy armpit.

I wish I wasn't such a smart ass.

Granted. Middletons cock was removed from it lowering your IQ 17 points.

I wish my dick was 6 inches shorter like normal men

February 1st, 2010, 01:53 AM

I wish cell phones were never created , I hate being found hourly......

boosted96 · February 1st, 2010, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by torquemonster

Granted. Middletons cock was removed from it lowering your IQ 17 points.

I wish my dick was 6 inches shorter like normal men

Granted but during surgery they accidentally injected it with Botox. You will regain function within 6 months.

I wish the death penalty was a mandatory punishment for asshats that create computer viruses.

Kanadianpride · February 1st, 2010, 04:38 PM

Granted, but upon first court case the computer system crash and all records of such laws are lost.

i wish v10 knew that it wasnt actually "cream filling" in that donut!

torquemonster · February 1st, 2010, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kanadianpride

Granted, but upon first court case the computer system crash and all records of such laws are lost.

i wish v10 knew that it wasnt actually "cream filling" in that donut!

Granted. He now knows the source of his donut joy comes from a sweat shop of Chinese boys where all cream is made fresh by hand

I wish I hadn't created that mental picture

tucker · February 1st, 2010, 09:52 PM

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Granted. He now knows the source of his donut joy comes from a sweat shop of Chinese boys where all cream is made fresh by hand

I wish I hadn't created that mental picture

Granted. Your Freudian homosexual perversity has been overlooked as just a bored stiff unemployed random thought.

I wish I had never seen the hell on wheels video.

torquemonster · February 2nd, 2010, 06:51 PM

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Granted. Your Freudian homosexual perversity has been overlooked as just a bored stiff unemployed random thought.

I wish I had never seen the hell on wheels video.

Granted. You instead watched Brokeback Mountain 16 times and have started having dreams about it

I wish those dreams came true for you

tucker · February 2nd, 2010, 06:55 PM

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Granted. You instead watched Brokeback Mountain 16 times and have started having dreams about it

I wish those dreams came true for you

I am not making that wish come true, Balleater.

torquemonster · February 2nd, 2010, 06:57 PM

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I am not making that wish come true, Balleater.

game set and match then

tucker · February 2nd, 2010, 07:11 PM

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game set and match then

Claiming victory after another man refuses your homosexual wish is hardly a victory to the straight crowd, Ballmunch.

torquemonster · February 3rd, 2010, 03:24 AM

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Claiming victory after another man refuses your homosexual wish is hardly a victory to the straight crowd, Ballmunch.

STFU and eat your vegetables

tucker · February 3rd, 2010, 12:09 PM

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STFU and eat your vegetables

Like a true pro, you do the stranger.

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January 30th, 2010, 10:48 PM	#2
tucker Rojo Loco Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,646 Casino Cash: $9485	Granted, but you couldn't play Bluff tax, so Krazy bought it at auction to give it to his gardener, so your flying days are over. I wish I had pet badger.

January 31st, 2010, 05:38 AM	#4
boosted96 Stay Classy boosted96's Garage: FORD COBRA DODGE VIPER Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Corpus Christi Posts: 132 Casino Cash: $4110	Granted but while on the spacewalk you watched the earth disintegrate. And you only have 3 hrs of oxygen left. I wish I could make a living by sleeping.

February 1st, 2010, 01:53 AM	#10
Viper Spray Guest Posts: n/a Casino Cash: $	I wish cell phones were never created , I hate being found hourly......

February 1st, 2010, 04:38 PM	#12
Kanadianpride Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 99 Casino Cash: $470	Granted, but upon first court case the computer system crash and all records of such laws are lost. i wish v10 knew that it wasnt actually "cream filling" in that donut!